I feel like the list would have made me happier if it had been in the opposite order, with Laurie first and Jason last. But that's not really the point, I guess.

You don't need him, Joanne!

Cell phone minutes?!!
Bitch, you're homeless. Look at your life! Look at your choices!

If you could buy meth, crack cocaine, or weed with a pre-paid credit card … the outcome of this experiment would surely differ.

Al must have died on his way to McD's and the liquor store.

Whats with hobos and McDonalds?… I guess it taste no different to the dumpster crap they're used to. BTW im typing this while eating a delicious, delicious sausage mcmuffin….. sigh*

In 2005 there was a documentary called “Reversal of Fortune” (not the Jeremy Irons movie) in which a homeless man is given $100,000. The ensuing train-wreck is pure sensationalism, but I wonder what the outcome would have been if Jason had been given the money.

We need to track down this Jason and give him a ton of money.

Is this a social experiment or something?

Clearly, Al doesn't know how to use a credit card.
Or the meaning of “borrow…”

jason (the first guy) makes it all worth it

Why would you lend credit cards to the homeless? Just wondering…

Interesting.