Just stop with the giraffe jokes.
The weather up here is great! Thanks for asking, asshole.
PSA: Never name your child Richard.
Let’s look at her best attempts.
Can you make it through this post without needing a moment? NSFW-ish.
How else would you know how to put the thing in the other thing?
We are all blessed by tumblr.
Just a small reminder that life is occasionally beautiful. Via /r/oddlysatisfying.
Sometimes only the internet can help.
“I really miss you.” Get in line.
Why didn’t I think of that?!
It’s EXTREMELY important that you look at these.
Bask in America’s gorgeousness with these incredible photos.
Apparently, Tony Abbott needs to brush up on his history.