Profile Of The Average Undecided Voter

Always confused about when to use “their,” “there” or “they’re.”

Is most likely related to Honey Boo Boo.

Believes our next President should rely more heavily on Siri.

Thinks the word “trillion” is made up.
And funny.

Wants to know who’s side the candidates are on:
Team Demi or Team Ashton?

Thinks Bain Capital has something to do with Batman.

Highlight of their trip to Disney World:
Eating a turkey leg.

Would like to see the Election moved to March,
giving them more time to decide.