You need to listen to more rap.
You need to listen to more rap.
I think you’ve never seen Animal House.
your boyfriend must have a huge dick for you to keep putting up with his shit.
It’s not really a man’s haircut though, is it? Imagine that haircut on a guy. I think he’d look silly. It’s a modern woman’s haircut that happens to challenge our notions of gender norms, that women should only have hair shoulder length or longer. I think she looks fucking hot as hell.
So is that $4000 for your personal health care or for you and your employees? How many people do you employ? I’m not trying to pick a fight, I’m genuinely interested.
Why is she doing this? I’ll tell you why. So everyone knows just how goddamn lucky Nick Cannon is.
If they were paid $15/hour before taxes and any deductions, they’d make $31200 at a full 40 hours a week, which we all know isn’t a real possibility in a fast food chain. In this country, middle class income is considered to begin at $32000 up to $64000, with the middle income of the country being right around $50000. I think $15 an hour is reasonable, especially if it’s unlikely a worker will reach 40 hours in a week.
I forgot all about the Steve McNair connection, that must have wrecked his world for a while. Here’s hoping he gets it together.
crazy sex is the ONLY REASON dudes stay with crazy women. So it had to have been phenomenal.
seriously. while I can’t deny the food is good, the pearl brewery area feels like the most annoying aspects of austin. and tearing up the blue star art spaces to add more condos and restaurants, squeezing out the people that made it what it was? that’s like the worst of san antonio and austin combined.
Guys, this isn’t great because she ran on the field. It’s the dichotomy of her facial expression and the security guard’s expression that make it great.
what an amazing reenactment of the extinction of his people
Welp, between this and the Gronk not understanding rehabilitation after surgery, Tebow has a good shot at starting tight end.
I like how none of these characters are from any season later than 8. I stopped watching Simpsons around that point so I remembered all these.
He looks like a literary hermit.
Like who? Honestly.
what, no gifs?
The Spurs colors are Black and SILVER not Gray. Though they’re alternate home unis aren’t very indicative of that. Still, Silver is way radder than Red.
So you don’t think Zach Braff has 2 mil he can spare to fund this or get the money from a bank as a loan that he can repay in a responsible and reasonable amount of time? It’s not that he doesn’t want to do it, he just doesn’t want to take the hit if he can’t get it distributed. And really, he may still not get distribution. And then what, he’s gonna send a copy to every person who funded it? Sure, maybe. I’m still waiting on my rewards for funding a book and a documentary that got funded more than a year ago and were supposed to deliver less than 6 months after reaching funding. You will be waiting 2 years or more for this, guaranteed. if he manages to deliver.
Maybe I’ve seen too many horror films that were good or I just couldn’t empathize with the characters in the first one (which is understandable considering how poorly rendered they were) but I really didn’t find it all that horrifying. Yes, the IDEA is grotesque but I felt like somewhere in the execution, it became a farce. I remember building First Sequence up in my head as this insane piece of horror before I ever saw it. I ended up thinking it was kind of tame, probably because you never see them without those ridiculous diapers.
that’s a nintendo light gun for video games
Christ, I wanna hear your sexy Scottish accent so bad.
as someone mentioned before in the FB comments, looks pretty dope so it’ll be on fridays pretty quick.
I’ve had everything on that menu but shark and gazelle. Is it strange? Yeah. Would I try it? Yeah. Do I think I’d rather have it as steak or something similar than in a taco? Definitely. If Imma eat the King of the Jungle I want it to be a little more involved than a taco.
me and two of my buddies were going to a strip club in hawaii. me and one of the guys were 18, the other was 16. the guy my age gave the kid his old ID and said to try getting in 5 minutes after we did. I guess in Hawaii you can be 18 in a strip club that serves alcohol (at least back in 99 or maybe this place was just super shady). My friend goes and buys us a couple of O’douls (seriously) and we wait. 5 minutes later, the kid walks in. the kid was half mexican while my buddy was half japanese and had bleached blonde hair in his old ID while the kid had brown hair. We had an awesome time.
My grandad had “love” and “hate” prison tats on his knuckles. I never thought he was a scary guy but I knew he must have done some serious shit back in the day.
It’s not true.
Working nights actually let’s you still do a lot of these things. I work 4 to about 1 four nights a week and still have time to g out for some fun afterwards. Though I gotta admit, an hour is all I really wanna spend still being out after work haha
Jeez, anyone who complains about teenagers pretends they never were one or really is just too old to remember. And that’s pretty sad. And save the “well I never acted like these assholes when I was their age”. If you say or think that, then yes, you did.
Is that the sort of stupid that in 80’s rap slang means awesome? Yes, I think it is.
How about Jacob Pitts? Plays Tim on Justified but was also in Euro Trip as Cooper!
Breaking your heart and entering your dreams
It’s times like this I have a hard time being proud to be Texan.
I bet Lebron looked around the league and thought, “If we need to have a white guy on the team, we should have the coolest fuckin white guy there is.” And thus, the Birdman came to Miami.
the nine on eva longoria is tony parker’s uniform number for the spurs.
San Antonio is grossly underappreciated in this article. No love for Girl in a Coma? What about the outrageous number of Olympians from Texas? Lara Flynn Boyle is from Saytown, as well as Summer Glau,Jackie Earle Haley, TOMMY LEE JONES,James Roday from Psych, Michelle Rodriguez, fucking ROBOCOP Peter Weller, Shaq grew up here (weird right considering all the smack he used to talk about SA), the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels, I’m gonna stop listing now. Austinites get so wrapped up in their coolness, they say “keep Austin weird”. In San Antonio we say “Keep San Antonio lame.” Another cool thing about Whataburger - the closer to Corpus you get (where Whataburger originated), the better Whataburger gets.
Some of this stuff applies to swimming too, like the distance vs sprint stuff. Also, replace badass flats with badass suit and goggles and watch the terror in the other swimmers face become comical. I coach swimming now and our head coach makes up times all the time for kids who haven’t swam certain events before. He’s probably dead-on 80% of the time. It always amazes me.
Seriously, like this is the first time an actor has ever done drugs while filming a movie, either in “preparation” or just because.
HOLY CRAP THERE ARE FOUR PAGES OF COMMENTS. THAT’S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF RECORD.
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