Free yourself from the Joke Thief! The guy’s a fart and the witch hunt was a thrill (but be honest, not THAT clever). We all join Mitch in the end, right? So don’t kid yourself - this is for YOUR taste buds, like deep-fried Twinkies: Seductive, but the Joke Thief hasn’t changed fundamentally, and it’s the Twinkie eater who gets fat and/or cancer. Get back to what you’re actually good at, joke people. This wreck is toxic & not funny anyway. Move along. ;)
Because there’s nothing like dropping an obscure term here and there to…
by Jared Sosa
So that’s why the Dow’s been going up.
Expecting more witty one-liners? Weren’t we all.
by Sara Bee