When my son was four he asked for an anti gravity suit. He decided a few days later that it would be “just too much responsibility “ for him. “What if it fell into the wrong hands.”
My name is Billie Jean, which I always thought was pretty uncommon. I am adopted and recently found out that my birth father William left Billies scattered all over the state. Billie Sue, Billie Jo, etc..
The first time I ever met my future in-laws we watched this movie. There’s a scene where brad Pitt comes in on a horse and I accidentally said OUT LOUD “god, I bet he smells good”. Mortifying.
I always hated “daughters” for the line “boys you can break, find out how much they can take”. Like boys don’t have feelings and need to be tough and unemotional but girls are little glass dolls. Just shut up John, you don’t know what you’re talking about.
I had a very very infected ingrown toenail which I stubbed on my baby’s crib. Hard. It ruptured and I thought I broke my toe. Proud to say I didn’t make a peep though, I’d chew my own foot off before I would wake a hard-to-put-down baby.
I’m just the lunch lady, but I can’t believe what teachers are asked to do with a smile every day. There is no more respect or accountability in our schools because parents refuse to believe their kids can do anything wrong, blame it on the teachers.
My dad constantly criricized everything I ever did, but especially my parenting. We’re not hard enough on our kids, we value their opinions too much, etc. Then when my kids got to be young adults who are amazing people he said “you’ve really got two great kids. You guys sure got lucky.”…
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