13 Pictures That Prove Stock Photos Don’t Understand Football

A quick image search proves that sometimes, even the internet has a hard time understanding football. If you’re in the mood for a less complicated taste of the game, check out Big Mac Football Fantasy here. posted on

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“Who’re you rootin’ for at the Big Game?”

“Oh, you know, it’s kind of a toss-up between the Pittsburgh Shirtless Italian Men and the New York Giant Hairy Pecs.”

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The Dog Football League only lasted a single season, sadly, as it soon collapsed under the weight of its own squeaky chew toy budget.

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You say “tomato,” I say “angry rooster with OCD hoarding soccer balls.”

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Reggie couldn’t remember if the coach asked him to buy a new pigskin or a ham sandwich. He’ll check after he eats his sandwich.

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Sure, Beyoncé was hard to top, but “Checkerboard Magician from the Nightmare Dimension” played a pretty mean halftime show.

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Corporate espionage is a lot less sexy than it looks in the movies.

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We can only assume this is a Canadian football reference. Canada will neither confirm nor deny.

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Call us crazy, but we feel like this is someone’s very specific football fantasy.

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What has more to do with America’s favorite sport than “bashful old man remembers embarrassing moment from middle school?”

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“Football is a lot like big business,” said nobody worth listening to ever.

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Or: Dating advice for terrible people.

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THE KICK-OFF IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

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He looks more like a defensive coordinator to us, but whatever.

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