1. QB - Dwarf
PRO: Compact and powerful delivery.
PRO: Amazing accuracy hitting targets downfield.
CON: Inability to see targets downfield.
2. WR - Wizard
PRO: Has magical hands.
PRO: The consummate technician.
CON: Will occasionally disappear.
3. Flex RB/WR - Minotaur
PRO: The perfect play for those who can’t make a decision.
PRO: Always has at least two points…. because of the horns.
CON: Notorious droppings. (Poop joke!)
4. TE - Troll
PRO: Total sleeper. Should be available late in the draft.
PRO: Powerful hands.
CON: Cares less about earning points and more about gaining attention with inflammatory internet commentary.
5. RB - Poltergeist
PRO: Ability to make people miss.
PRO: Will be a consistent presence.
CON: Weak hands.
6. Kicker - Cyclops
PRO: Supreme accuracy and tunnel vision.
PRO: Isn’t afraid to make a big play.
CON: Depth perception (or lack thereof).