Figuring Out Your Fantasy Fantasy Football Lineup

What if you could make fantasy football a little lighter on football and a little heavier on fantasy? Yeah, we’re talking wizard magic here people. Chew on that over your next fantastically delicious Big Mac.

QB - Dwarf

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PRO: Compact and powerful delivery.

PRO: Amazing accuracy hitting targets downfield.

CON: Inability to see targets downfield.

WR - Wizard

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PRO: Has magical hands.

PRO: The consummate technician.

CON: Will occasionally disappear.

Flex RB/WR - Minotaur

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PRO: The perfect play for those who can't make a decision.

PRO: Always has at least two points.... because of the horns.

CON: Notorious droppings. (Poop joke!)

TE - Troll

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PRO: Total sleeper. Should be available late in the draft.

PRO: Powerful hands.

CON: Cares less about earning points and more about gaining attention with inflammatory internet commentary.

RB - Poltergeist

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PRO: Ability to make people miss.

PRO: Will be a consistent presence.

CON: Weak hands.

Kicker - Cyclops

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PRO: Supreme accuracy and tunnel vision.

PRO: Isn't afraid to make a big play.

CON: Depth perception (or lack thereof).

Defense / ST - Leprechaun

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PRO: Tough to find their paydirt.

PRO: Causes mayhem as a unit.

CHAUN: Quarterbacks have been known to feast on their soft marshmallowy zones.