’80s Porn Descrambler Ad (No, Really)
In 1980, topless chicks in overalls taught us how to descramble our satellite dish porn channels. It was a simpler — dare I say sexier — time. Now excuse me while I go descramble 'Sex Crimes 2084.'
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Was that Rita Rudner?
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Dude $399 a year is outrageous! No wonder they invented the internet! That's only like $35 a month! Wait a minute….
- Juan Valdez thinks '80s Porn Descrambler Ad (No, Really) is Ew
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um, what is this sticker on this strange box on top of my television?
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This is why the internet was truly invented. They were pissed at having to pay $399 a year!
- Paul S. '80s Porn Descrambler Ad (No, Really)
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Was it really that simple to bypass it? $399?!!
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Is this the same lady who sold the Ronco Food Dehydrator?
- apequake thinks '80s Porn Descrambler Ad (No, Really) is LOL
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Not many people know this, but porn was heavily influenced by Mario Bros in the '80s. Of course, that all changed after the unspeakable Yoshi incident of '87.
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$399! Is that what porn used to cost in 1980? Porn used to cost money at all!? Insanity!
- John Winskowicz thinks '80s Porn Descrambler Ad (No, Really) is LOL
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Only calls during the weekdays from 9-5, huh? That's an awkward workplace phone convo…
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I love that they scored their ad with porn-style music!
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NYC has always been cutting edge.
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