25 Horrifying Thanksgiving Turkey Cakes
Apparently on Turkey Day, people across the U.S. feel the need to make cakes that look like, you guessed it: turkeys! Why, America? Why? Behold the terrifying results...and be thankful these won't be on your Thanksgiving table.
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Now you can eat your nightmares.
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Zombie Turkeys FTW!
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I wonder if these people know that a turkey is an actual animal....
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Oh dear God, they're everywhere!
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Try to close your eyes and not see this burned into your brain.
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Is that turkey wearing a scarf and hat?
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Ew.
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Yeah, Joe. Happy birthday to you.
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Remember that part in Toy Story with the mutant mismatched toys?.....
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Menacing icing eyeballs are the cutest.
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Actually, wait. No, this one is perfect.
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Yum?
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Seriously, just make a normal cake if you're going to go this route....it's like you're not even trying....
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I love the taste of gun powder, chocolate and feathers....
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But, why??
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Happy birthday dear, and sweet dreeeeaaaaammmmssss.
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Brer Turkey?
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Maybe no steam-lines off the mound of brown icing, mk?
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Because it's art.
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So. Much. Glaze.
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Because the realer the turkey head looks the more I want to eat it, right?
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Suck it NBC.
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This is like that part in Extreme Home Makeover where they build the soccer player kid a bed that's a giant soccer ball monstrosity. Keep the hobby a hobby, people.
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I will gladly take you up on your suggestion, Mr. Turkey Cake. Let's put you back in that box....
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This is purely inexcusable.
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