What qualifies this guy to be a “nerd”? I was expecting him to call upon the powers of the the Avengers to help him, instead he calls upon Yahweh? Lame. I was hoping the taze would come faster. Guy's annoying as hell, and warrents (regardless if he disagrees with them) deem being arrested. He can argue his point, or sing his songs, in court.

With regards to Gerry Ahrens' comment: That is why intelligent people do not make broad generalizations of an entire population based off the behavior of a few. Also, for future reference, if attempting to dignify yourself as a person of intellect be sure to read through your comment at least once. And- in addition to
An- The form of “a” used before words beginning with a vowel or with an unpronounced h Btw, you just got grammar nazi'd by a guy from Florida, as deep as south can get.

COMPLETE SPOILER! IGNORE IF YOU WANT TO FIGURE IT OUT ON YOUR OWN! I'M ONLY PUTTING THIS UP BECAUSE I KNOW HOW ANNOYING IT CAN BE TO START AND NOW KNOW HOW TO FINISH A PUZZLE GAME. 1: Click and hold a jellyfish, and keep it from the piranhas until “Shine” turns yellow. Replace “Die” with “Shine”
2:Replace “Dead” with “Dark. Scroll character across bottom to reveal statue. Drop statue within your light bubble to reveal “Swim”. Replace “Shine” with “Swim” and “Dark” with “Painful.
3: Replace “Swim” with “Shine again. Snag the small bubbles as they come up and place them over your character. You'll end up with 5 large bubbles. Put all of the black things in one spot, and then surround them with the bubbles. I find that a pentagon works best.
4: Replace “Shine” with “Swim” again, and the word “Free” should appear. Replace “Painful” with “Free”
5: Use character to chase down black things and turn them into small bubble black things.
6: Replace “Shades” with “Beauty”
7: Click one human bubble thing and drag it over all the others, with them sticking to one another.
8: Congratulations. Isn't it an adorable little ending?

Ugh, even pretending to be super right wing feels gross. How does Bill oReilly do that daily? I'm gonna go take a shower.

That video no longer exists. Now I want to know more than ever what was so cute, wtf, and cute.

Ha. It's funny because he was accused of molesting children, and it's also a terrible shop. Ha.

Is there a screening process for front page items? And if the majority of Buzzfeed readers are unfamiliar with early internet jokes, I've got a hilarious one called the hamster dance we'll all love.

Does anyone know why at 1:17 there is no sound of the fire alarm, just the band is finishing it's final note, and it picks up once all of them had finished.

Anyone else think the the word “yelled” was used kinda loosely there in number 2? My reaction was, “What? Obama yelled at a guy? *Link click* Oh, that video. Meh”