• 1. Tom Goes Nuts On Oprah

  • … But He Did A Much Better Couch Dance In “Risky Business”

  • 2. Tom Cruise Knows The Truth About Scientology

  • …But He Also Knows The Truth About Jack Nicholson

  • 3. Tom Cruise Doesn’t Use Drugs

  • Because Drugs Won’t Help Him Shoot Up A Nightclub

  • 4. And Beyond