Haaha their momentss huh?(:

“McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.” -Snooki

Is it wrong that I really hope someone wires their b***s to a car battery and guns the engine till they die?!?! Seriously, like Miami needs anymore whinny stupid tourist, especially the cast of this show.

this post was almost unnecessary since these were all Facebook statuses yesterday.

I used to be all pretentious about Jersey Shore, thinking I was too good to watch it. But then I did. And I can't get away.

“Obviously he like, fucks his sister for a living.”