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The Best Quotes from the ‘Jersey Shore’ Season Premiere

A very articulate and well-spoken premiere.

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  • Haaha their momentss huh?(:

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  • so excited for this season, i could watch this all day long

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  • Is it wrong that I really hope someone wires their b***s to a car battery and guns the engine till they die?!?! Seriously, like Miami needs anymore whinny stupid tourist, especially the cast of this show.

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