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He loves badminton.
He cares about the pageantry as well.
He loves archery (and isn’t afraid of some cross-promotion).
He’s willing to learn about new sports.
He watches gymnastics for the same reason as everyone else: to see people fall.
He loves women’s weightlifting.
He’s interested in Olympic history.
He knows that judging is all sorts of shady.
The swimming events somehow get more exciting with his commentary.
He’ll let you know which events are boring.
He wants to know your opinion.
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