OK! Getting that MOLYMPICPHUKKEN Fevah! GO TEAM USA!!!!!— Samuel L. Jackson
So far the competition ain’t shinin’! Russia & China strugglin’!— Samuel L. Jackson
On the upside…. Got a shooting Gold & advanced in Men’s Volleyball & Water Polo! Go USA!!!— Samuel L. Jackson
He loves badminton.
Who y’all got for that Badminton GOLD?!— Samuel L. Jackson
I’m hearing Malaysia might be bringing Badminton noise!— Samuel L. Jackson
Whattup?! Just watched US get BADMUHFOUGHCCENMINTON beatdown fron So ko!— Samuel L. Jackson
He cares about the pageantry as well.
OK, there were some real fashion fuckups in that parade of nations! Some I understand, others……..— Samuel L. Jackson
He loves archery (and isn’t afraid of some cross-promotion).
So Ko has a BLIND archer! WTF!! US took them down!! US vs Italy for team GOLD!— Samuel L. Jackson
OK, I know that Blind Hawkeye is a BAD MARCHERFUQAA!!@AndrewSchmidt @nathanjwieler I’m awed& informed! SHIT!— Samuel L. Jackson
He’s willing to learn about new sports.
Awrite, who knows the rules in this Handball shit?! It’s fast & furious though!— Samuel L. Jackson
He watches gymnastics for the same reason as everyone else: to see people fall.
OK, shit that makes us feel good. That Chinese gymnast FACEPLANTED! Another reason it’s not just good enuf to compete!— Samuel L. Jackson
Mikulak, USA, just missed the parallel bar & body slammed himself! DAMN!!!— Samuel L. Jackson
That Japanese Superman dudes’ cape keeps gettin’ caught shit! 3falls, 3events! These gymnastics gonna be good for Thrills & Laffs!— Samuel L. Jackson
Massive German Facial on high bar! OUCH like a MUPFUGGUH!!— Samuel L. Jackson
So, men’s gymnastic team rocked! Let’s cheer these girls thru too! USA GYMUPHUGGINASTERS!!!— Samuel L. Jackson
Dope Ass start for the women gymnasts! Feeling’ good about our chances! These “judgement” sports are sketchy…@ best!— Samuel L. Jackson
Got slightly HOSED on that apparatus pass, but no gag reel shit for the gals! Go USA!— Samuel L. Jackson
Ahhight!! Good MUPFUGHKEAN Beamin’!! Looking’ solid. Still wanna put foot to those judges asses though!— Samuel L. Jackson
He loves women’s weightlifting.
S’been real yall! Got 7AMtee time. MOLYMPICPHUKKEN thrillz 2 morra. Think weight lifting….women.— Samuel L. Jackson
Told y’all, ladies weightlifting drama! Lil’ babes, picking up heavy shit!— Samuel L. Jackson
He’s interested in Olympic history.
Woke up to 16 yr old Ariel Hsing dusting ass in Ping Pong for USA!! btw, when did BB gun become an Olympic sport?— Samuel L. Jackson
He knows that judging is all sorts of shady.
Americans getting BONED on Sync Diving scores!— Samuel L. Jackson
SEVENTYFUKKINTWO??!!!!! Really??!! And that Canadian dive was ALL Fucked Up!— Samuel L. Jackson
Well, the pool is too short & the mats r too small. The ladies survive a weak Floor Exercise, judges be damned! Go USA!— Samuel L. Jackson
The swimming events somehow get more exciting with his commentary.
BUTTAFUQQINFLY WORLD RECORD!!!! Dayummmm! Go USA!— Samuel L. Jackson
“I just gotta move on”, prophetic words by Michael Phelps. LOCTE SMOKED DAT ASS!!! Not even Bronze!— Samuel L. Jackson
Water Polo!!! As dope as always! Speed, tuffness, durability. STRONG SWIMMAFOUGKAHZ!— Samuel L. Jackson
Mmmmmmm, Grudge Swim comin’ up! Izzat gangster?— Samuel L. Jackson
Hansen gets a lil’ revenge, comeback was worth it. “Shiniest Bronze medal you’ll ever see”.— Samuel L. Jackson
Great women’s 400 Freestyle….5 more meters & we’da caught dat French Ass!— Samuel L. Jackson
Fuuuuuck! Another short pool loss!— Samuel L. Jackson
He’ll let you know which events are boring.
Tried to watch Boxing, BORING! Might need to change to UFC/MMA style to draw interest!— Samuel L. Jackson
Bout to shut it down. Looks like Romania ain’t what it used to be…in gymnastics.prolly gon fall asleep to that White Water Kayaking!— Samuel L. Jackson
He wants to know your opinion.
Now, for that Field Hockey Gold….how we feelin’? Speak up MUFEXPERTFUKKUHZ!— Samuel L. Jackson
Selected Samuel L. Jackson vocabulary:
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