Samuel L. Jackson Is The Only Person You Need To Follow During The Olympics

Samuel L. Jackson was watching the Olympics all weekend. He has an infinite number of ways to spell “motherfucker” and he’s not afraid to use them. Try reading these in his voice.

He’s patriotic

He loves badminton.

He cares about the pageantry as well.

He loves archery (and isn’t afraid of some cross-promotion).

He’s willing to learn about new sports.

He watches gymnastics for the same reason as everyone else: to see people fall.

He loves women’s weightlifting.

He’s interested in Olympic history.

He knows that judging is all sorts of shady.

The swimming events somehow get more exciting with his commentary.

He’ll let you know which events are boring.

He wants to know your opinion.

Selected Samuel L. Jackson vocabulary:

MOLYMPICPHUKKEN
MUFEXPERTFUKKUHZ
BADMUHFOUGHCCENMINTON
MARCHERFUQAA
GYMUPHUGGINASTERS
MUPFUGGUH
SWIMMAFOUGKAHZ
BUTTAFUQQINFLY
MUPFUGHKEAN

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