Boris Johnson Is Just A Regular Human Being Like You

Boris Johnson is the Mayor of London.

1. “Hey, do you guys get HBO on this thing or do you torrent?”

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2. “So they hold the Olympic torch with one hand. Like this.”

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3. “This is the official victory pose of the 2012 Olympics.”

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4. “Yeah. One-strappin’ it today like all the cool kids. So cool.”

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5. “Maybe I’ll loosen my tie a little, show that I’m a chill dude.”

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6. “Gonna take a quick peek and see if I got any texts.”

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7. “All the cool mayors wear helmets. Don’t be a dope. It’s not worth the risk.”

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8. “What? Yes, I remembered to comb my hair today. Why do you ask?”

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9. “I have no idea if I’m looking at this map upside-down or not.”

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10. “I am the only thing standing between that flame and this feathered hat.”

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11. “Haha yes! Very good torch!”

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12. “Still can’t get over how rad that torch was.”

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13. “So I just put the microphone right in my mouth like this?”

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14. “This bed is real good, you guys. Really stellar job with the beds.”

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15. “Nice torch, bro.”

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16. “What the heck am I supposed to do with this?”

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17. “So I just drop the ball in like this? Is that right? No, I don’t need help. I got this.”

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18. “I mean, I really appreciate you giving me this pack of Olympic-branded condoms but there is a photographer literally two feet to your left, man.”

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19. “Oh crap, did I take my belt off?”

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20. “Great job, security team!”

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21. “It’s cool. I don’t need to have lunch with anyone.”

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22. “It’ll be real quick; just gonna eat and get back to work.”

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23. “Is that the Queen?! Maybe the Queen will come eat lunch with me!”

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24. “It wasn’t the Queen…”

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25. “Good job on this lunch, you all. Very tasty. Gonna give it a good review on Yelp.”

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26. “Do I look relaxed? How relaxed do I look?”

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27. “So annoying that I gotta do a butt test on every single bench, one by one.”

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28. “Make me look pretty.”

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29. “Finger guns. Finger guns are what the kids love.”

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30. “Word up.”

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31. “Forgot to wear my dancing shoes today but whatever.”

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32. “Why didn’t you guys tell me we were all gonna wear our skintight onesies for the photo?”

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33. “You get on this tram, you wimp.”

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34. “Just kidding. Tram is full. Byyyyyyyeeeee.”

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35. “Haha! Bridges!”

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