• Spencer Pratt should be dead by now

  • Snooki can be bought with juice

  • Shaq… well, I don’t know what this is supposed to be

  • Star Jones is a lawyer now?

  • This has nothing to do with politics. I just cannot make sense of what Sarah Palin is trying to say here.

  • Aaron Carter lives on apple.

  • Scott Baio can’t even remember the names of characters that he has played