20 Reasons Why The Seagull Is The Worst Bird In Existence

Seagulls are rude jerks who take whatever they want and don’t give anything in return. posted on July 10, 2012 at 3:08pm EDT

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1. They shoplift

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Kqy9hxhUxK0.

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2. They steal from small children

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3. They rob cats

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4. They ruin picnics

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=qX8NEFVkpl4.

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5. They steal consumer electronics

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=rIu5B3Fsstg.

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6. They steal donuts right out of someone’s mouth

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=_q4ewCCBAm4.

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7. They steal right out of penguins’ mouths

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=GZnha6BIJ9U.

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8. They steal from you when they think you’re not looking

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=A7IgCVVx35Y.

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9. They steal and don’t even clean up the mess they make

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=b3ytfDYnG9A.

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10. They steal cookies

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11. They try to steal your angry birds plushies and end up dropping them on the ground

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12. They spill food everywhere

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13. They steal from cool dogs

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14. They steal Doritos

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15. They have no idea how to eat ice cream

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=M5t-dxOO2SQ.

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16. They steal hamburgers

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vv693_OGKMA.

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17. They steal fish all the time and just think it’s no big deal

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=_BRef5JCK2c.

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18. They steal Cheetos

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=xVuHyx8fFYc.

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19. You give them a ride in your pickup truck and all they do is steal your cutlery

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=aR8PsvXLBXA.

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20. They steal steaks. Like a seagull even knows how to cook a damn steak.

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rawr 10 months ago

but, do they steal stuff?
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i <3 seagulls. also, brian is dumb.
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But that one song was pretty good.
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As I live hundreds of miles from the sea, the way I relate to this is: Just like pigeons. I hate pigeons.
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Fucking seagulls. They once stole my I’ve cream at the beach once when I was a kid and later on in life they stole my “special” brownies at a high school field trip. Motherfuckers.
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Lmfao Karma hunter
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Band name alert: “Thieving Seagulls”
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Aww, I still love them!
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i had a pet seegul in college and itwas awesome and i dont appreciate coming to my favrite site and having buzzfeed’s anti-bird lefty media machine force thier veiwpoint down my throat!
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This really wasn’t 20 reasons, it was one reason. But even still, seagulls are the worst.
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Always think of Finding Nemo when I see them.
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Seagulls are the white trash of the air.
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1. They shoplift

2. They steal from small children

3. They rob cats

4. They ruin picnics

5. They steal consumer electronics

6. They steal donuts right out of someone’s mouth

7. They steal right out of penguins’ mouths

8. They steal from you when they think you’re not looking

9. They steal and don’t even clean up the mess they make

10. They steal cookies

11. They try to steal your angry birds plushies and end up dropping them on the ground

12. They spill food everywhere

13. They steal from cool dogs

14. They steal Doritos

15. They have no idea how to eat ice cream

16. They steal hamburgers

17. They steal fish all the time and just think it’s no big deal

18. They steal Cheetos

19. You give them a ride in your pickup truck and all they do is steal your cutlery

20. They steal steaks. Like a seagull even knows how to cook a damn steak.

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