2. You know that everything tastes better drenched in gravy.
3. You like to deal with your problems in a sophisticated manner.
4. You have sassy, Beyoncé-esque alter-ego.
10. NSYNC? Nah. Backstreet Boys? Meh. You know that this is the hottest boy band of all time.
We give you our devotion.
12. You are ingeniously metafictional.
I see what you did there…
13. You regularly dance like no one is watching.
14. When your fave song comes on, you cannot be held responsible for the movements of your body.
16. You’re sorry, but you can’t help it if you’re popular.
Especially when it comes to your compassionate analysis of romantic literature.
18. You are the Queen of uncomfortable situations.
19. And you are the Wizard of modern technology.
Sometimes you just wanna roll around in it.
21. In fact, sometimes your love of food obscures your ability to understand simple things.
22. And you know that the party don’t start till food walks in.
23. You have a firm grip on reality, especially when it comes to the opposite sex.
24. But your friends? They’re living in a world of fantasy.
26. No matter what happens, you always remain calm.
27. Most importantly, this is how you evaluate all your actions in life.
Ok BRB, gonna go relive my youth watching old episodes of That’s So Raven.
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