2. You know that everything tastes better drenched in gravy.
3. You like to deal with your problems in a sophisticated manner.
4. You have sassy, Beyoncé-esque alter-ego.
10. NSYNC? Nah. Backstreet Boys? Meh. You know that this is the hottest boy band of all time.
We give you our devotion.
12. You are ingeniously metafictional.
I see what you did there…