12 Goats Who Can’t Deal With Holiday Stress

The holidays can be the best time of the year, but they can also be the most stressful. The pains of present shopping, quality time with family, and all that food is really getting to these goats. To avoid the same fate, head over to Best Buy this holiday season and enjoy a Merry Stressless with their Reserve and Pick Up online reservation system. Reserve your product online and it will be ready for you to pick up in-store within 20 minutes!

1. These goats decided they could brave the mall crowds to do their Christmas shopping.

NOPE. Noooope. Abort mission, stat.

The happiness of their loved ones just isn’t worth it.

2. This goat has heard “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” over 65 times already, and it’s only December 7.

There will be no survivors.

3. Here is a goat who had to spend her entire paycheck buying her boyfriend new video games.

If only she’d known Best Buy will beat any price, online or anywhere else.

4. This goat can’t imagine getting another Christmas sweater; he’s already at maximum fluff capacity.

Eric Isselee / Via shutterstock.com

5. This vegetarian goat just had to sit through a Christmas dinner with NO tofurkey.

Bah, humbug.

6. This goat had a little too much champagne and told Aunt Barbara how awful her gifts were.

Maybe there’ll be more Christmas cheer next door.

7. This guy can’t field one more dinner table question about his “crazy hair.”

It’s called self-expression, Mom.

8. This goat’s husband accidentally set the Christmas tree on fire. Again.

9. This goat hasn’t purchased a single present yet, and it’s Christmas Eve.

Can we just slow down the pace for a moment?

10. Here’s what happens when long-divorced goats are forced to attend the same holiday party.

Klearchos Kapoutsis / Flickr / (CC BY 2.0) / Via Flickr: klearchos

11. This goat is a college sophomore who’s been relegated to the kids’ table for another consecutive year.

If you’re old enough to grow facial hair, you’re old enough to sit with the adults.

12. This goat has to cook Christmas dinner for 23 ungrateful family members.

Just leave me here to die, please.

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