1. Because you would definitely choose strolling on pink sand beaches over snowy whitish rock-salted slush.
2. Because a holiday parade on the water beats the parades on crowded city streets.
3. Because the taste of cassava pie makes your mouth water more than your aunt's fruitcake.
4. Because you'd rather drink a Rum Swizzle or Dark 'n' Stormy than sip on eggnog or hot chocolate.
5. Because you don't need to wear gloves when you build a sandman.
6. Because cozying up next to the fire means something completely different to you.
7. Because decorating your tree with Gombeys warms your heart more than elves and reindeer.
8. Because you enjoy the thought of stringing lights around palm trees.
9. Because actually riding on one horse is so much better than riding in a one-horse open sleigh.
10. Because Christmas dinner with the soothing sounds of crashing waves in the background sounds more appealing than awkward family arguments.
11. Because you would much rather open gifts around a tree with this view in the background:
12. And finally, because EVEN Santa would rather be in Bermuda shorts.
All pictures all images courtesy of Bermuda Tourism Authority, except when otherwise noted.
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