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22 People Who Are Ready To Beat Up United Nations Election Observers

A routine visit from international election observers nearly sparked an international incident in Texas. The observers are actually from the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe, but who’s counting?


If a UN observer watches me vote Tuesday I’ll punch ‘em in the throat.— Cheri Coffman


I just dare a UN poll observer to try and walk into a Texas polling place. If Obama has his way, he will be UN Dictator— Calvin C.


When you are voting today, if you see a UN observer at your polling place. Tell them we do not want them here, and that they should leave.— Lloyd Straight


My shotgun is ready. Is it UN Observer season yet?— John Sisak Jr


I swear, if I see a UN observer tomorrow when voting I plan on flipping him off and telling him to get the hell out of my country!— Truth Seeker

Prob no UN in WV; we're neon red & blinking. If I do see 1, will stand thisclose & say I'm a "UN Observer Observer". #mitt2012 #observethis

— ramblestrip (@ramblestrip)

Prob no UN in WV; we’re neon red & blinking. If I do see 1, will stand thisclose & say I’m a “UN Observer Observer”. #mitt2012 #observethis— ramblestrip

@betseyross Uh, wrong. If a UN observer breaks any laws in my home town he'd better be able to run faster than 900 feet per sec.

— towerclimber37 (@old fat man)

@betseyross Uh, wrong. If a UN observer breaks any laws in my home town he’d better be able to run faster than 900 feet per sec.— old fat man

If I go to vote and a,UN observer bothers me are they immune from an ass kicking? Just wondering.

— paulpaulmdot (@Paul the smartass.)

If I go to vote and a,UN observer bothers me are they immune from an ass kicking? Just wondering.— Paul the smartass.

If you see a UN observer at your polling place; hand them a broom and tell them to sweep up. Make them useful. #justsayin

— pgkstj (@randy)

If you see a UN observer at your polling place; hand them a broom and tell them to sweep up. Make them useful. #justsayin— randy

If there is a UN "observer" at my voting site. There is going to be an international incident of biblical proportions!

— Mike1104 (@Mike W.)

If there is a UN “observer” at my voting site. There is going to be an international incident of biblical proportions!— Mike W.

@ericbolling Is the UN aware that TEXANS open carry HANDGUNS when they VOTE? Headlines: UN observer pistol whipped by Texas Grandma of 6!

— SoCal_Jeff (@SoCal Jeff)

@ericbolling Is the UN aware that TEXANS open carry HANDGUNS when they VOTE? Headlines: UN observer pistol whipped by Texas Grandma of 6!— SoCal Jeff

If you see a Borat clone UN voting observer tomorrow, remind him we have indoor plumbing and flushing toilets. #tcot

— BreitTwit1 (@BreitTwit)

If you see a Borat clone UN voting observer tomorrow, remind him we have indoor plumbing and flushing toilets. #tcot— BreitTwit

@megynkelly I'm in Indiana...if any UN Observer is at my polling station and says anything to me, they better catch the next plane out

— tadlybear (@Tad)

@megynkelly I’m in Indiana…if any UN Observer is at my polling station and says anything to me, they better catch the next plane out— Tad

@MEAN_MARINE. Ira, if a UN observer tries to block the path to the poll place door, I would advise stronger measures than taking a pic. :))

— jacktownbb (@Todd Meredith)

@MEAN_MARINE. Ira, if a UN observer tries to block the path to the poll place door, I would advise stronger measures than taking a pic. :))— Todd Meredith

Hey @NRA why don't you deploy election observer's to protect us from the NAACP, the UN, liberal Unions and Black Panther THUGS!!

— michael_mosher (@Michael Mosher)

Hey @NRA why don’t you deploy election observer’s to protect us from the NAACP, the UN, liberal Unions and Black Panther THUGS!!— Michael Mosher

United Nations Election Observer Deployment 2012 This is a deployment of Obamas hate for America http://t.co/2AD9gFux

— Just_Minus (@Al)

United Nations Election Observer Deployment 2012 This is a deployment of Obamas hate for America http://t.co/2AD9gFux— Al

UN election observer from Ubekibekistanstan declares all ballots null and void because there were no Mohammed's to vote for

— Tinwizid (@Tinwizid)

UN election observer from Ubekibekistanstan declares all ballots null and void because there were no Mohammed’s to vote for— Tinwizid

Just sayN if I C a UN "observer" @ my poll place Im calling the fraud department. They Rnt UScitizens & have no right nosing in our election

— PlainUnamerican (@ChristinaBistes)

Just sayN if I C a UN “observer” @ my poll place Im calling the fraud department. They Rnt UScitizens & have no right nosing in our election— ChristinaBistes

The mere fact that we're facing the UN observer issue is due to the anti-American policies of Barack Hussein Obama. He is a traitor.

— USA_Sunrise (@USA_Sunrise)

The mere fact that we’re facing the UN observer issue is due to the anti-American policies of Barack Hussein Obama. He is a traitor.— USA_Sunrise

Still considering driving to Tallahassee after I vote on Tuesday in hopes of getting to Rick James slap a UN observer.

— FreshPiffle (@Nolo Contendere)

Still considering driving to Tallahassee after I vote on Tuesday in hopes of getting to Rick James slap a UN observer.— Nolo Contendere

if you see a UN observer at your polling place ask them what the hell they are doing there. In Iowa & Texas they will be arrested

— rsummers16 (@Rob)

if you see a UN observer at your polling place ask them what the hell they are doing there. In Iowa & Texas they will be arrested— Rob

If you're a UN observer in Alabama and let people know who you are....you may wish you were assigned to Syria

— JustConservativ (@Rebeckah Christine)

If you’re a UN observer in Alabama and let people know who you are….you may wish you were assigned to Syria— Rebeckah Christine

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