1. Horned Screamer
The Horned Screamer is a nocturnal species of waterfowl. They are most recognized for their aggressive mating call which can be heard best after a few drinks at the bar.
3. Greater Roadrunner
This amazing bird just wants you to understand that it’s better than you. It doesn’t care if you don’t care… YOU SHOULD CARE.
7. Bald Eagle
The American Bald Eagle is able to survive on a diet rich in Carl’s Jr, Chevy Silverados, and Jeff Foxworthy. Don’t fuck with this bird. #Freedom #America #NoveltyMudFlaps.
9. Large-Billed Crow
You better count your lucky stars that you’re not within ass-kicking distance of this bird. The Large Billed Crow is a ruthless tweeter who would absolutely murder you in cold blood if only you were anywhere nearby. You can recognize this creature by its oversized beak and stupid profile photo - unfortunately - it’s one of the most difficult birds to locate as it spends most of its day hidden behind a firewall of shame
11. Wandering Tattler
While all the other birds are out doing important life shit, this particular species spends its time trolling around the nest. Don’t leave anything unattended for more than an hour or else the Wandering Tattler will RUIN EVERYTHING. Oh, what a lovely Breaking Bad egg you have there! Aaaaaaaaand spoiled.
13. Grey-Crowned Babbler
The Grey-Crowned Babbler is a loud and arrogant bird who thrives on attention because its best days are behind it. Any credibility this bird once had has been evaporated by a slew of embarrassing PR decisions. The only people who like this particular bird are the people who trade their gold for ca$h.