2. When you do something bad, it’s never REALLY your fault… ‘cause you’re the best!
Awwww I can’t stay mad at me.
3. You’ll laugh super hard at a joke until you realize it’s about you.
4. When you’re sick, it’s mandatory that everyone stops what they’re doing to feel bad for you.
6. Your friends expect very little when they receive a gift from you:
7. …your gift expectations are a little more lofty.
It’s not the color I wanted… but thanks? I guess.
9. You send links of your tweets to your friends who already follow you on Twitter.
RETWEET ME, BRO.