1. A high school girl in Connecticut asked Joe Biden to be her date to prom.
2. He could not attend, but sent the girl a sweet letter and a corsage.
7. Or maybe he would just land a helicopter on your damn lawn.
11. Biden would then lean in to your parents and whisper:
And, “Don’t worry, I’ll have her back by 9.”
14. Then you’d be taken out for a casual dinner.
15. “What you want baby? Anything on the menu.”
17. There is a strong chance Biden would spill a bit of his dinner.
19. It would be the most entertaining dinner you have ever had.
24. You would lose Joe for a minute because of all the selfies he would be obligated to take…
26. This is the look Biden would give you across the dance floor.
28. But when you and Biden got the chance to slow dance, he would get very cuddly.
29. And as “Forever Young” pumped through the speakers, Biden would lean over and whisper in your ear…
32. Of course Biden would drop you back at home safe and sound…
“G’ night darlin.”