Perhaps you’ve seen those guys who parachute into stadiums sometimes and think, “Oh, cool.”
Did you know that guy is probably in the Special Forces?
There is only one Special Forces public demonstration team that exists in America. These guys are known as U.S. Special Operations para-commandos. Their mission is to raise awareness about the Special Operations Command by doing cool stunts around the country.
1. If you want to jump out of a plane with para-commandos, you will have to trek 40 miles outside of Tampa Bay to the middle of freaking nowhere.
The para-commandos are made up of Special Forces operators and are based in Florida.
2. Here is their (very rustic) base in the middle of nowhere.
The entire compound really just consists of two trailers and a shed.
3. The first things that greets you is a box of explosives.
We’ll come back to these.
5. Your helmet is equipped with an altimeter that makes a shrill beeping noise when it is time to pull the cord.
You also have a manual altimeter on your wrist if anything goes wrong.
6. In case that chute fails, there is a specialized device located at the top of their bag that, if needed, EXPLODES AND SHOOTS OUT RAZOR BLADES.
This is so that the backup chute can open and the old chute can be cut off.
7. You also carry a specialized knife so you can cut all the strings away from your parachute if you wanted to do that just for fun.
And if you are jumping with the para-commandos, T = YOU.
Whatever this is, it’s going to happen to you.
I am a reporter, which means no one trusts me in life-or-death situations.
So they explain that you will be strapped, like a baby, to a Special Forces guy the entire jump. This is called a tandem jump.
9. To jump out of a plane with the para-commandos you must first sit through a 15-minute safety training course in their trailer.
A Green Beret named Keith explains to you how dangerous everything is and how helpless you are. Keith is the team leader of the para-commandos.
Then they make you watch this safety movie narrated by an insane man who apparently invented skydiving.
This may have been the most terrifying part of the experience.
Then they make you sign away your life to the Special Forces.
Shorter: The U.S. government may kill me and I can’t do anything about it.
10. They put you in a harness and a para-commando yanks all the straps on it REALLY, REALLY tight.
You remember the only thing between you and the outside world is this thin plastic, see-through door.
15. The plane you are in looks like this:
You are packed like sardines around guys who kill terrorists, sometimes. About halfway up, your tandem partner begins placing giant clamps on you.
16. Right about when the plane reaches an altitude that reminds you of a commercial airline flight, the plastic door swings open.
This is about 13,000 feet up. The gust of air here physically knocks the wind out of you.
And then, as casually as you would exit a parked car, para-commandos start stepping out of the plane.
… and dangles you over the ledge.
BYE, PLANE, TTYL.
HELLO, EARTH. BRB
20. They tell you, “Remember to breathe because you will be falling at 135 miles per hour and breathing is difficult.”
*remember to breathe* *remember to breathe* *remember to breathe* *remember to breathe* *remember to breathe* *remember to breathe* *remember to breathe*
21. Interacting with humans mid-free fall is not natural.
“Oh, hello, Superman, flying through the air and grabbing hold of me.”
22. Remember those explosives we first saw when we entered the camp? The para-commandos strap them to their legs.
They pull the pin and it makes a colored smoke trail.
COOL EFFECT, BRO.
27. Oh, did I mention being a para-commando is a volunteer duty?
There is no extra pay involved. All of these guys still have full-time jobs elsewhere in the military. They go out and do this in support of the Special Operation soldiers, sailors, Marines, and airmen deployed to over 100 countries around the world.
Cool day, bro.
And head home.
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