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Things Every D.C. Person Does On Their Snow Day

Snow-yo.

1. After tweeting an endless stream of vague weather maps, we are finally here, D.C.

3. And even our overlords have agreed this time!

4. The day starts out with rejoicing!

5. If you are from a place that does not see snow often, you will tweet in disbelief.

6. And get trolled by people who are used to snow.

In DC the horror

— BuzzFeedAndrew (@Andrew Kaczynski)

7. You will have the irresistible desire to take photos of snow through your window screen.

8. Then you will bravely take pics of your neighborhood.

Starting to look pillowy on the ground. This #snowday fall is working for it. #dc #brightwood

— wharman (@Wendy Harman)

9. Or your apartment building.

10. “Real snow in DC!”

My street. Real snow in DC! #snowday

— LeiliSlutz (@Leili Slutz)

11. You will make a big deal out of cleaning your car.

12. Then you will head out and start tweeting about what things look like covered in snow.

Our iconic red telephone box looks GREAT no matter the weather! #DCsnow

— UKinUSA (@British Embassy)

13. Instagram video about food trucks.

14. Ask yourself this: “Wait, what filter works best in snow?”

Snow falls on Pennsylvania, Ave in front of the White House.. #snowday

— dougmillsnyt (@Doug Mills)

15. Take selfies at monuments covered in snow.

16. And make Vines of famous stuff with snow on it.

17. If your office stayed open, you will brag about it.

Even though the snow is falling & the Fed Gov is closed, my DC office is open for business. #IowaStrong, No #snowday

— daveloebsack (@Dave Loebsack)

@bennyjohnson While most of the govt is closed due to snow, we're open & serving the #KY constituency. Stop by my office or call 2022244343

— SenRandPaul (@Senator Rand Paul)

19. Sup, Rep. Austin Scott’s office on the rooftop?

20. If you are on TV for a living, you will drag your cameramen outside.

Will be anchoring #TheLead from the planet Hoth today. http://t.co/Ou4islfGSz

— jaketapper (@Jake Tapper)

21. Just so you can look like this:

22. Even people who work in the private sector will brag about going to work.

First day at the @washingtonpost. Because news doesn't stop for the snow.

— Zachary_Cohen (@Zach C. Cohen)

23. Your Foursquare check-in will be at “Snowtastrophe.”

24. Then, out of boredom, you will paste idiotic stuff like this on Facebook.

25. And desperately wait for these guys to plan a massive citywide snowball fight.

26. Then you slowly realize snow is inconvenient.

I could not have picked a worse day to start smoking. #dcsnow

— martinavila (@Martin)

27. And you will look for a massive list of happy hour snow specials.

 

28. And once again, if you live in Virginia, we don’t care.

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