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37 Things Conservatives Would Rather Do Than Watch Obama’s State Of The Union Speech

“Do the Harlem Shake.”

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Benny Johnson

Conservatives on Twitter have created a hashtag for what they would rather do than watch the President’s State of the Union speech tonight.

Conservatives on Twitter have created a hashtag for what they would rather do than watch the President's State of the Union speech tonight.

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Here are some of the most important highlights of that hashtag.

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1. Lick a hoarder’s sink plate.

Lick a hoarder's sink plate.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

2. Eat old sushi.

Eat old sushi.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

3. Do the Harlem Shake.

Do the Harlem Shake.

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Via: https://twitter.com/
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4. Make religious jokes to the Taliban.

Make religious jokes to the Taliban.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

5. Eat deadly chemicals.

Eat deadly chemicals.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

6. Watch Obama ride a bike.

Watch Obama ride a bike.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

7. This natural option.

This natural option.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

8. Slightly more deviant.

Slightly more deviant.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

9. OK, guys, get back on track…

OK, guys, get back on track...

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Via: https://twitter.com/

10. Electrocute their wiener.

Electrocute their wiener.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

11. Wrestle Chris Christie for food.

Wrestle Chris Christie for food.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

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Via: newjersey.watchdog.org

12. Bathe Gov. Christie.

Bathe Gov. Christie.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

13. Torture themselves.

Torture themselves.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

14. Floss a cat.

Floss a cat.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

15. Massage a naked Michael Moore.

Massage a naked Michael Moore.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

16. Call me maybe?

Call me maybe?

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Via: https://twitter.com/

17. Watch Kathy Griffin felate Anderson Cooper.

Watch Kathy Griffin felate Anderson Cooper.

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Via: https://twitter.com/
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18. Watch Bill Clinton’s Impeachment.

Watch Bill Clinton's Impeachment.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

19. Figure out Barney Frank’s cup size.

Figure out Barney Frank's cup size.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

20. This:

This:

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Via: https://twitter.com/

21. This terrible thing:

This terrible thing:

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Via: https://twitter.com/

22. The Dougie.

The Dougie.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

23. Interesting concept.

Interesting concept.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

24. Get their wieners bitten off.

Get their wieners bitten off.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

25. Babysit Honey Boo Boo.

Babysit Honey Boo Boo.

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Via: https://twitter.com/
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Via: princessemiree.tumblr.com

26. Fix their VCR.

Fix their VCR.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

27. Store weapons in a shelter in the woods.

Store weapons in a shelter in the woods.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

28. Watch TBS’s “Cougartown.”

Watch TBS's "Cougartown."

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Via: https://twitter.com/
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29. Commit beastiality.

Commit beastiality.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

30. Get a job.

Get a job.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

31. Watch Miss Universe.

Watch Miss Universe.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

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32. Cut off their balls.

Cut off their balls.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

33. Buy tickets to watch the Jets.

Buy tickets to watch the Jets.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

34. Watch Tim Tebow on a bench.

Watch Tim Tebow on a bench.

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Via: https://twitter.com/
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35. OK, I’m sure you would not rather do this.

OK, I'm sure you would not rather do this.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

36. Eat poop.

Eat poop.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

37. Die.

Die.

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Via: https://twitter.com/

But we are pretty sure they are going to watch it anyway.

But we are pretty sure they are going to watch it anyway.

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Happy State of the Union!

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