1. The Schum, just Schumin’.
4. JFK getting fresh with Nancy P.
5. Gabby looking gorgeous.
7. Dear Hoyer media office, try a little bit younger next time.
8. Bloomberg looking very Bloomberg.
9. ’80s Boehner looking suave.
10. Road warrior, porn-stache Issa.
12. Vampire Weekend McCarthy.
13. Portman fishing with his elbow patch–clad father.
14. Chris Christie, Abercrombie model.
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