1. OK. So you woke up this morning and realized that you did not make the Hill’s most beautiful people list AGAIN.
2. But at least there are 50 more people to gossip about and judge for another year. Lets get started!
3. “What does it say about us when the hottest person up here is 50 years old?”
6. “I MEAN COME ON! CHANGE YOUR EXPRESSION! GIVE ME SOMETHING HERE!”
10. “It’s the ‘most beautiful’ people, not the most ‘bored people.’”
15. “Where were the Capitol Police?!”
16. Eric Ortega during caucus meetings:
17. “Oh, I also know a bald guy with facial hair that SHOULD HAVE BEEN on this list.”
21. “OK, the guy has his own damn TV show. Does he really need this?”
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