The 21 Most Joe Biden-Est Things Joe Biden Has Ever Joe Bidened

The VP that keeps on giving.

It is Joe Biden’s birthday, geniuses.

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Will you be this badass when you are 71?

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I think not.

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So sit back and observe the most Bidenest things to ever Biden.

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21. Like, when Biden Bidened the Biden out of this unsuspecting scarf.

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20. Biden once convinced the Leader of the Free World into breaking his diet.

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19. When he was able to body scan the body scanners.

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18. When he gave a speech that looked like the final speech in Independence Day.

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17. When his mere presence turned the Senate into squealing little girls.

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16. When he hoisted a giant pumpkin over his entire Biden body.

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15. When he became Horse Whisperer.

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14. When this kid could only stare in awe of the full Biden.

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13. When he threw “Full Biden Shade” at Kerry for only serving him fruit.

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12. When he got “Biden Real” with these lucky-ass kids.

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11. When Eli Manning asked to touch him.

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10. When he entered a staring contest with Jesus.

Guess who won??? No one knows since it is still going on.

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9. When he invented the biggest Twitter ever.

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8. When he was the center of the world.

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7. When he caught all these fish and delivered them to hungry people.

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6. When he broke the “No Touching” rule.

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5. When he made the greatest selfie in the history of selfies. Period.

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4. When he shot this arrow.

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3. This baby will now go on to cure cancer.

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2. When he stole America’s hearts and girlfriends.

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1. When he destroyed this magnificent ice cream cone.

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Thanks for all the inspiration. Happy Birthday Uncle Joe.

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