It is Joe Biden’s birthday, geniuses.
So sit back and observe the most Bidenest things to ever Biden.
21. Like, when Biden Bidened the Biden out of this unsuspecting scarf.
20. Biden once convinced the Leader of the Free World into breaking his diet.
19. When he was able to body scan the body scanners.
18. When he gave a speech that looked like the final speech in Independence Day.
17. When his mere presence turned the Senate into squealing little girls.
13. When he threw “Full Biden Shade” at Kerry for only serving him fruit.
10. When he entered a staring contest with Jesus.
Guess who won??? No one knows since it is still going on.
7. When he caught all these fish and delivered them to hungry people.
5. When he made the greatest selfie in the history of selfies. Period.
2. When he stole America’s hearts and girlfriends.
Thanks for all the inspiration. Happy Birthday Uncle Joe.
- Three major U.S. airlines — Delta, American, and United — have banned the transport of big game trophies after the illegal killing of Cecil the lion in Zimbabwe.
- In 2011, the death of Mark Duggan - an unarmed black man - at the hands of police officers in north London sparked nationwide riots.
- Two people were killed and at least 22 injured after a circus tent collapsed amid stormy weather Monday evening in New Hampshire.