1. In the 18th straight hour of his Senate floor speech to defund Obamacare, Sen. Ted Cruz got a burst of inspiration from fellow Sen. Rand Paul.
Paul asked a question which included the phrase “we need a rebellion alliance against oppression.”
3. “I will confess that phrase, ‘a rebellion against oppression’ conjured up to me the Rebel Alliance fighting against the Empire…”
5. “I wondered if at some point we were going to see a tall gentleman in a mechanical breathing apparatus come forward and say in a deep voice…”
7. And Sen. Mike Lee says:
10. And then Cruz tried to do a Force choke on Harry Reid.
It was unsuccessful.