Politics

Step-By-Step What Joe Biden Was Thinking When He Decided To Drive A Train Today

Choo. Choo. Choo.

1. “I really want to drive a train.”

AP Photo/Cliff Owen

2. “Now THAT is more like it.”

Via AP Photo/Matt Rourke

3. “Sup, bitches.”

4. “Train.” “Conducting.”

5. “This looks like some high-end shit here.”

AP Photo/Matt Rourke

6. “ZOOOOM!”

7. “I would drive this thing like a greased stallion.”

AP Photo/Matt Rourke
AP Photo/Matt Rourke

10. “Nailed it.”

11. “Big fucking deal.”

AP Photo/Matt Rourke

12. “The train is, like this big.”

13. “I AM SO FREAKING HAPPY I WILL TELL A JOKE NOW.”

14. “Much better.”

AP Photo/Matt Rourke

15. You can watch all the glory here, compliments of Elliot Schwartz!

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

More News
Now Buzzing