2. You only get to adjust that wiper once.
3. You only get to ride a fire extinguisher on a subway once.
9. You only get to influence a younger generation once.
12. You only get to ride an escalator like a dick once.
16. You only get to fight animals that can kick your ass once.
17. You only get to pick out your favorite cereal once.
25. You only get to impress your supermarket girlfriend once.
29. You only get to be a Lady Gaga back-up dancer once.
Buzzfeed advice: Be less like this polar bear tormentor.
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