1. North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-un is plotting in his lair.
2. But what is this? Behind Dear Leader appears to be a strategic map of the United States!
3. So first thing we can deduce is:
4. If you zoom in on the map and raise the contrast, you can see it clearer, along with bombing routes!
5. A rough U.S. outline overlay shows the potential targets:
7. D.C., L.A., Atlanta, and Honolulu: Better watch your asses!
9. If he did bomb us, he would use this special, high-tech computer/piano to launch the bombings.
10. And he would watch it like this. Smoking.
11. Watch out! Hes got a gun!
12. He may even send in his miniature army vehicles if we’re not careful.
13. So everyone, get ready!
14. Shit is about to get real.
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