8 Sexy Second Jobs For Congress

The “No Budget, No Pay Act” would mean Congress doesn’t get a paycheck if they don’t pass a budget. Given that the last budget was passed in 2009, that might mean a long time without pay. Here are some suggestions on how our lovable political figures could make some spare cash back in their home states.

1. Harry Reid could strip in Vegas.

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2. Pelosi could fry chalupas in Northern California.

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3. Paul Ryan could be a personal trainer in Kenosha, WI.

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4. Eric Cantor could give spirited tours in Colonial Williamsburg.

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5. Speaker Boehner could caddy at any number of fine Ohio golf courses.

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6. Maryland Congressman Hoyer could make popular meatball subs at WaWa.

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7. Minority Leader McConnell could sell hot dogs at the Kentucky Derby.

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8. There are many fine diners in the city of New York that Sen. Schumer could moonlight at.

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