7 Massive Plot Spoilers From The New "House Of Cards" Promo

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House of Cards is returning to Netflix in February, geniuses.

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And Netflix just released the second season promo, packed with plot spoilers.

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Here they are:

7. Claire Underwood is the sexiest D.C. wife there is.

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6. Claire ditches clean water to work for the tobacco lobby.

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5. Claire has every other character offed.

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4. Claire becomes president.

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3. Claire Underwood learns to blow upside-down American smoke flags.

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2. Claire becomes the United Nations secretary-general.

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1. Claire takes over the world, gives clean water to everyone on the planet.

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That was actually the real plot of the series.

See the full, revealing promo here:

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