31 Kids Who Just Had Their Lives Ruined By The Easter Bunny

Yes, that costume is kind of creepy.

Dear kids: We know the Easter bunny is kind of weird.

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And confusing.

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1. So you have every right to freak out when we put you on his lap.

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2. Feel free to squirm.

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3. And wiggle out of his hairy paws.

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4. Scream bloody murder.

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5. And start to kick.

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6. Use your egg as a weapon if you must.

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7. Cry at the top of your lungs.

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8. And motion for your bottle. Anything, anything to get through this hell.

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9. Easter bunny fur is not soft.

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10. And he laughs maniacally.

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11. Try to escape his grasp.

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12. And scream for the sake of your sister!

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13. “Get away!”

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14. “Jump!”

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15. Reach out for help.

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16. “REACH!”

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17. Flail your limbs about.

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18. Push out of there!

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19. Try to get away!

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21. Harder!

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22. Get out!

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23. You are almost there!

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24. “This cannot be happening!”

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25. “This is the worst thing in the WORLD!”

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26. “Good heavens, they are multiplying!”

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27. If all else fails, look menacingly at him!

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28. “Oh, this is awful!”

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29. “Dear god. Shall it ever stop?”

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30. Tell your parents how much you hate that bunny.

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31. And maybe they will never bring you around this creature again.

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But real bunnies are better, right?

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And Santa says:

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