Some events can be very traumatizing as a child.
1. Like when your play toys start attacking you.
3. When this is what you are dressed as for Halloween.
4. When your Jedi father uses the Force against you.
5. When you are misplaced in the stuffed animal section.
6. When your favorite sports team does not like you back.
8. When you learn the dangers of common household items.
11. When your childhood pet attacks you.
13. When you rolled through the Wal Mart produce aisle.
15. When you play catch with your aggressive mother.
17. When this is your first birthday memory.
21. When you learned Mother Nature may be out to get you.
23. When you are misplaced on the naan tray.
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