Welcome to the official Senate SWAG shop.
Let veteran Senate SWAG Shop employee Teresa Mulato show you around.
1. Teresa will gladly show you the Senate flip-flops with a bottle opener in them.
2. A Senate bathrobe
3. Hella cufflinks
4. A golden eagle pearl necklace
5. Senate belt buckle
7. A Senate cheese plate
8. Waterford Crystal eagle
9. This super creepy postcard
Where Victorian women lurk on this naked dude.
10. Tattoos of bugs and bats
But don’t worry, they are reproductions.
11. A chocolate Capitol
12. This jar of suckers
13. Bean soup, cup
14. This blingy watch
15. Senate doggie snacks
16. GOP or Dem decanters
Or all this other #Senate booze #SWAG
17. Butter dish
18. Everything recovered from the Titanic wreck site
Including these “Boy & Girl” brushes
19. And this crystal ashtray
And do NOT think about walking off with that ashtray
Or the NSA will find you.