3. Type-A Girl
Usually a legislative correspondent. Loves pearl necklaces, Junior League, Belvedere martinis, and discussing her sorority life.
4. Social Media “Expert”
Super socially awkward, yet in charge of social media for the member. Has no real credentials to do their job, but the member does not know a damn thing about social media, so it works out. Obsessed with member social account statistics. Currently at 36 followers on their personal Twitter account.
5. Nervous Nancy
Office manager who freaks out about everything because they have to keep a bunch of possibly alcoholic staffers in line. Usually 50+ years old.
7. Donor Kid
Dad’s a big donor to the member. Staff can’t trust him with responsibility, so he’s put in the corner and given the mail job.
9. Know it all staffer
Recently promoted from Staff Assistant, this now Junior LC thinks he has Capitol Hill down. Markups are easy to him.
Been with the member for 20 years. Most likely from their home district. Member could not live without them.
Life Ambition: To be buried next to the member.
11. Weird Old Guy
No one is quite sure what he does or where he’s from, but he only hangs around for office parties. Comes in at 7 a.m. and leaves at 3 p.m.
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