1. Gives The Best Massages
If he can do that to a pillow, imagine what he could do for your back.
2. Looks Good Even While Taking A Bath
Pancake looks great at every occasion.
3. Fantastic Sportsman
Playing fetch is just the beginning.
4. Is A Great Dancer
I wonder what he could do with some music?
5. Makes Beautiful Music
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man.Also, look at that tie!
6. Performs Adorable Tricks
He’s cute AND smart? What’s next after barrel rolls?
7. Fights Crime
He performs his civil duties with such aplomb and grace. Criminals everywhere cower in fear.
8. Throws Great Parties
Actually, a pool party may not be the best idea for cats…
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