When Bathrooms Go Bad

The merciless rumble of nature in a public place: A true test of grit and endurance. But are you brave enough to seek relief in one of these sordid sanctuaries?

Step right this way, ladies and gentlemen!

Alamy david donohue / Alamy

"Mummy, that man has been using the toilet for a very, very long time."

"Yes, dear. It sounds like he's dancing the sour apple quickstep."

Robots: rubbish at pooping

Or maybe SkyNet is further punishing mankind...

It got bad in there. Real bad.

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The bathroom attendant says there were no survivors.

Thanks for clarifying the instructions, sir.

I must say, I was VERY confused.

Trust me, he deserved it

Nobody curls one out on MY floor!

Pay attention, people.

Those things seriously clog up our pipes.

One at a time in the toilet, please

Nobody likes a Pooping Tom.

More like a nightmare...

"I have no idea what's going on in there, but it sounded like a big box of shoes fell out of the attic."

What? No fishing?

So much for bringing my rod and tackle with me...

Seems legit

But could the camera crew step back a little while I pull up my underpants...?

I couldn't agree more

If it wasn't for those turnips I would've been finished here 10 minutes ago.

The feman of the species is more deadly than the male

Or so I hear.

Beware of Turd Degree Burns

"Dreadfully sorry to keep you waiting, Your Highness. That chicken vindaloo has left me with an arse like a dragon's nostril."

Toilets remember everything...

Everything.