The only two reasons I thought this was fail are as follows: 1. It's not a paradox. It's merely a Venn diagram that happens to point out something inconvenient. While the logical implications are inconvenient, they are in no way contradictory. 2. It's a massive generalization stemming from the teachings of a society whose ideals and beliefs are detrimental to the world's potential to achieve a state of universal happiness. These ideals and beliefs exist to hurt those who exhibit certain traits so that those who exhibit the opposites of those traits may rejoice. True happiness cannot be taken from others; it must arise from within. Other than that, I guess it's pretty funny.