Delicious.

What’s hot, DJ Roomba!?

Did Johnny Depp just flip me off at the end there?

Part of the point was that it wasn’t supposed to look pretty and flashy.

Did you miss all the parts where the guys were saying, “I love you” and asking them out on dates and trying to kiss them, etc. And the girls just shrug it off as tokens of friendship? Are girls that oblivious or do they really expect all their friends to pamper and adore them like a queen?

They’re both terrible assholes.

I got 3 numbers and the mega ball. So close! I’m still ahead.

Alex Jones is not a pundit. He’s a conspiracy theorist. Try not to take anything he says seriously, he has no real influence over non-crazy people.

There it is. The Hitler comment. I made a joke you didn’t like, so now I’m a Nazi. Well, I’m going to just smile and nod and leave now. Bye.

There are far stranger stops along the I-10. Also, you should score some sweet fireworks.

Also, lol ok w/e.

No. Never said it was a great statement, just that it wasn’t one of the worst things ever written since “Kill all Jews”. Idiot. Just realize you’re too thick to converse with real people and move on.

Hitler kind of nailed himself, really. Also, FDR was dead by that time. But yeah, funny if you don’t know history I guess.

Settle down. I’m not denigrating the victims, rather this guy who is clearly awful and has mental problems, and the certain segment of the population that will still call him a hero. And despite his terribleness, if given a chance, they would vote him into political office simply based on his service. But good on you for leaping to outrage without understanding anything. We done here?

President material.