No mention of stores being open on Sundays? Or a severe lack of national strikes that shut down public transportation? Or a lack of people taking entire months off for vacation? There’s all that, and rednecks. One thing people should realize is that rednecks are a hell of a lot smarter then anyone gives them credit for. Especially when it comes to practical skills.

It’s true. Christopher Titus is correct. The 4th amendment is the red-headed stepchild of the bill of rights. People really don’t care if the government is all up in their biz. They only care when it comes to the XBox One’s Kinect.

She isn’t saying anything that the left didn’t say about Iraq in 2003. That message is “It’s their problem, not ours.”

Proseco is the cheapest and classiest way to get drunk. Without question.

Where’s the “meh” button when I need it?

Now if only everyone’s sob story was proportional to their talent, all these shows would be fiercely competitive.

The last straw for my XBox defending friend was when Mattrick told people that they could buy the 360 if they didn’t have internet. Kinect still has no champions.

I reject that women can constantly redefine the terms for validation of what they consider a “real man”. As if there are fraudulent men roaming the Earth. What makes a man a man is his gender. Not some arbitrary list of characteristics.

Of course they are tired of it. Media depictions of lesbians never feature them as butch. It’s pretty or GTFO, especially when it comes to gay rights campaigns.

The deformity on her left breast is apparent.