1.
Carrots are not a necessary addition to Nutella.
2.
Pizza and Nutella: Two rights do not make a third, they make it disgusting.
3.
What's wrong with a regular burrito? Why have you got to ruin everything by adding Nutella where it is not wanted?
4.
There's too much going on here. Like, is this breakfast? Is it lunch? Is it dinner and dessert?
5.
It turns out that mixing sweet mash potato with Nutella and peanut butter makes nothing but vomit-looking slop. Who knew?
6.
There are lines that have to be drawn. This is a line that has been crossed.
7.
Have your chicken. Have your Nutella. But for the love of god don't have them together.
8.
This is two breakfasts, stop it.
9.
Cows are sacrificed for burgers, not jars of Nutella.
10.
This mess could bring tears to the eyes of all those that worship the Nutella gods.
11.
Why ruin Nutella with something disgustingly healthy like lettuce? The simple answer: You shouldn't.
12.
There comes a time when something gets too sickly. Adding more chocolate and almond milk to a half jar of Nutella is probably that time.
13.
Nutella and cheese are not partners, so don't force them together inside a grilled sandwich, please.
14.
There are times when you can't decide what to have for breakfast, but that doesn't mean you ignore the rules of Nutella and put them all together.
15.
Just... STOP TRYING TO MAKE NUTELLA HEALTHY, IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN.
16.
You want to try it but at the same time you want to throw that platter out of the window and never see it again.
17.
But why would you do this? WHY?
18.
There are no words for this monstrosity.
19.
The Nutella gods frown upon us all and debate taking away Nutella from humankind forever.