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You'd much rather text than speak on the phone.
2.
You panic when the phone rings.
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Answering the phone at work or in front of people just adds to the panic.
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You've screened calls from your family.
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You've screened calls from your friends.
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Getting phone calls from an unknown or private number is literally the worst thing in the world.
7.
You've made up a list of excuses as to why you didn't answer the phone.
8.
The excuses on this list just get worse and worse.
9.
You've never drunk called someone because even when you're hammered, you can't think of anything worse.
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You've gone into work even when you're sick because you can't face calling in to say you won't be there.
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You watch people have long and cute phone calls in movies and know that shit isn't real.
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You've actually lost relationships and dates because you refuse to talk with them on the phone.
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You curse the person who invented the telephone.
14.
You both admire and loathe people who love speaking on the phone.
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You also don't trust these people, at all.
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You have unlimited minutes to use with your phone contract, which amuses you because you use approximately three of them.
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You've been lectured by older people who don't understand why everything has to happen through text.
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You've been referred to as a millennial because of your anti-speaking-on-the-phone stance.
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Basically the one message you want to tell people: STOP FUCKING CALLING ME.
