Buzz·Posted on 23 Sept 201524 Things You Can Sympathise With If You've Ever Been Broke In LondonLook at all the glorious things I could do. Shame I can't afford any of it.by Ben HenryBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. London wages seem a lot, but then you factor in how much it costs to buy a simple vodka orange centrally and it doesn't seem like so much anymore. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. First there's rent, which seems to wipe out half of your wage as soon as you get paid. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Before pay day, you start fretting over whether you can actually afford rent this month. 4. You promise yourself you'll find somewhere cheaper to live ASAP. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Topping up your Oyster manually makes travelling anywhere a nightmare your bank balance has to keep living. 6. You take the bus because the tube is a luxury that can only be used on or just after pay day. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Towards the end of the month, you might have to actually walk because topping up your Oyster just isn't happening. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. You praise Jesus on the days your bus is a new Routemaster so you can sneak onto the back without actually paying. 9. But you know the devil is real when an inspector gets on and asks to see all valid Oyster cards and travel tickets. 10. Living further out than zone two becomes a problem when you work centrally and can't actually afford to get in. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. In fact, living anywhere further than zone two just becomes an issue full stop. Eliot Andersen @EliotAndersen @jwbarwise1 Living in zone 5 has the same effect. 01:10 PM - 05 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite I CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO CENTRAL WITHOUT IT TAKING HALF MY LIFE. 12. You're forced to go to easyGym because you legit can't afford to go anywhere else. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Going to the cinema means going to the Peckhamplex because, despite the sticky floors, £4.99 for a ticket is a godsend. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. You're surrounded by amazing attractions all the time, but actually going to them has to be seriously thought through. Ellie Harte @eleanormharte London is hilarious because I CAN'T AFFORD TO DO ANYTHING 08:46 AM - 05 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite There's only so many times I can visit the Natural History Museum, but can I ~really~ afford going somewhere that will charge me to get in? 15. There a million amazing places to eat in London. It's just a shame you can't afford any of them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. If you do eat out somewhere nice, you instinctively look for the cheapest thing on the menu. 17. If you ever go out on the King's Road, you savour one drink for a good hour because getting two means beans on toast for the rest of the week. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. And if you find yourself anywhere in Mayfair, you accept that tap water is as far as this night is going. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. You feel incredibly awkward when people suggest doing rounds and have to subtly get yourself out of that deal. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. If you go somewhere like Ministry of Sound, you have to strategically decide how much you can actually spend. Neil Mack @neilmack_the "@Mixmag: Have you ever spent $600,000 at a club?..." Well, the drinks are expensive in Ministry of Sound... 02:08 PM - 27 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. On top of that, you then have to decide how you're going to spend your allotted allowance for the night. 22. And also how you're going to get home, because Uber is out of the question. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. Despite all that, living in London is still pretty great. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. And 90% of people are in the same boat anyway. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF