I know you're tempted. After all, he seems like a good boy. But before long, you'll see that he never calls his mother and hasn't had a job in forever. Then where will you be? Sitting alone with way too many jars of peanut butter, that's where.
Okay, so maybe the rapture really did happen. ‘Cause seriously, this could not happen in a world blessed by a loving god.
A review of the Rocketfish stylus, SketchBook Pro, and Inkpad for the iPad.
Can anyone see a non-racist way to get turned on by this photo?
She keeps her built-in cellphone charger under her skirt this time, but Machete‘s unheralded MVP is back to deliver all the drug-addicted prostitution action you can handle. (If you’re me, that’s a lot. FYI.)
Judging by his wardrobe, he’s also an international spy. Or a cat burglar. Or French, which brings us right back around to “pervert”.
Everyone here who would rather see an actual shot-by-shot remake of Star Wars by Nick & Simon than sit through Paul, raise your hands.
The only way I’d dump her is if She Don’t Like Jews. My penis is a humanitarian, first and foremost.
Trauma doesn’t visit youth lightly. It takes advantage, sinking its teeth deeply into unblunted sensitivities, unknitted wounds, and unexpected realities. The pain is more than just raw; it’s unwieldy, an emotional artifact of such size and shape that untested arms struggle to wrap around it. For the first twenty-five minutes of Make-Out With Violence, that sensation is evoked so tangibly that I was transported, floating on a lazy river of adolescent longing and dread. Those opening scenes –bathed in the gold and crimson of perpetual sunset– capture and embellish feelings so dark and painful that they can only be properly viewed through the dreamy haze of lost summer afternoons.
Conflicted. Uncertain. Apprehensive. These words well describe my feelings about The Daily, Rupert Murdoch’s splashy entrée to the world of purely digital publishing via the Apple iPad. Virtually everything about this new periodical is a mess, with one exception. One vital aspect that the media mogul nailed better than anyone else so far.
What Comes Before Part B? / Male
Hot babes in bikinis? Check. Strained efforts at comedy? Oh, hells yeah. Strange —and occasionally, sexually deviant— observations and ponderings? Yup.
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