How can you write a post and leave off the most important thing Ru says?  “If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else”?

The retro throw back look is nice.

New hair is much better.

It apparently meets the requirements as a UFO since it’s unidentified, flying and some sort of object.

Anyone have any ideas what the line above “ride my bike 3 times a day” says?

Why did they ignore him until he fell over?

What does the line above “ride my bike 3 times a day” say?

Sleep trick sounds good. Except for this pregnant Nicole chick. She’ll jerk your ass up outta that seat and beat the shit out of you. Then she’ll sit down and let out one of those shocking pregnant lady farts and finish you off.

Animals are some of the best people I know.

There’s just so many kinds of wrong here I don’t know where to begin. Anyone else want to slap her?